can someone invent a candle that smells like a blown out candle
True story my therapist told me it is 100% natural and healthy to have attachments to fictional characters, especially strong hero types because they may have flaws but in the end they always save the day and some people just need that constant positive force in their life.
Karen Gillan at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” premiere in Hollywood
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
seeing hot people on your dash
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.
teacher: maybe we should move the test?
Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode.
PLEASE LET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE
Please let Gabriel be in the musical episode
pLEASELET GABRIEL BE IN THE MUSICAL EPISODE
PLéáse let GABrIEL BE iN the MúSiCaL ePISóde
please let Gabriel be the CAUSE of the musical episode
THIS WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL
If you own a dog, please share.
Even if you don’t own a dog, please share
Can you imagine Sebastian Stan getting the script for Cap 1 and being like “oh hey, check out what a ladies’ man I am! Look at all the chicks I’m scoring! No more sad gay boys for Sebastian!”
And then he gets the script for Cap 2.
I like it when cats settle down and it looks like they don’t have any limbs
…and if you ever wondered what they look like from underneath when doing that:
This is important
idk why this made me laugh for too long.
money is literally so weird like “yeah thanks i want to trade these small sheets of paper for that car”